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2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: oh dear god its ahppening again

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: its going to be like the cult all over >.>

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: *ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*  (Well, the secret is out, this is how workers for the EPI calm down before the storm (deadline)

2005-07-31 [Tear]: Daer god? You called?

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: well they say there is a moment of calmness right before you all die...

2005-07-31 [Tear]: Like the eye of a storm, my dear. All is calm before all hell breaks loose.

2005-07-31 [Dwemer]: I don't hope Hell breaks loose 0_o

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: neither do i, it was murder trying to reign it all in last time. my whip hasnt been the same since

2005-07-31 [Tear]: That is because you started using it on me, *meep*.

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: aww yea...

2005-07-31 [Tear]: *pinches Dela's rear* Isn't that right, hunny?

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: *Hands Fi her Whip* Your heighness *bows*

2005-07-31 [Dwemer]: Oh ? ;)

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: eep! *snaps the whip round*

2005-07-31 [Tear]: *catches whip across the bottucks* OUCHIES!

2005-07-31 [Dwemer]: It's official midnight here *yeee*

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: Argh! Its 4 pm, too bright outside

2005-07-31 [Tear]: *taking picture of new haircut*

2005-07-31 [Dwemer]: I want a damn Land Rover and I want it NOW! ...

2005-07-31 [Tear]: *hands Joost a ford Festiva* lol!!!

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: HEY THATS MY FORD FIESTA!!!!!

2005-07-31 [Tear]: Festiva, dude, not Fiesta, that is a different model, lol.

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: oh, my mistake AJ, never mind. lolol

2005-07-31 [Tear]: Lol, it's okay. They are just about the same car anyway. Both small, and both get around 40 miles per gallon, lol, and both are no longer made.

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: I want one bad, i love small cars, i hate my truck, its tooo fucking big, just like texas.

2005-07-31 [Tear]: A fiesta? Why on Earth would you want a fiesta? Those are like crap cars, if you are going to dream about getting a small car, dream about getting one of the coupes from BMW.

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: Naw, the dream car I want is a beetle! lol. Im a sad person. A texan witrh a beetle, theyll never like me again

2005-07-31 [Tear]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! A beetle!?!?!? OH MY LORD! And you live in Texas!?!? What is wrong with you! LOL!

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: I LOVE THOSE CARS!!!! I want a lime green one with lime green interior!!! They are so freaking awesome. Cant you just picture it?? A goth in Texas driving a green beetle. Priceless.

2005-07-31 [Tear]: Sorry dude, but *works at Pepboys, BTW* I am biased. I need my vehicle to have some power.

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: Lucky. I work at a Honda Certified Repair Shop.

2005-07-31 [Tear]: You work with Honda and you still want a beetle? There is something wrong with you, my boy. I'm a Ford or Dodge, guy, personally.

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: its never a good idea to drip all over the keyboard is it

2005-07-31 [Tear]: I dripped coke into my keyboard on accident the other day, lol, and now my nine button sticks!

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: eh it was just me dripping, i got out the bath and forgot to wrap my hair up so when i went to the keyboard i nearly shocked myself

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: Ford definitly, but Dodge, eh...Neons are cool. Honda sucks and I know because they fall apart very quickly.

2005-07-31 [Tear]: They fall apart, but are good as street cars. DELA!?!? i a bath? And I wasn't told!?!?! OHNOES! I missed this episode of "The daily Functions of Dela"!!!!

2005-07-31 [Tear]: Not to mention i missed seeing her naked and wet!

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: im too old for you [Tear], id get done for the corruption of a minor ;)

2005-07-31 [Tear]: 2 years isn't much! I better shut up before [Ellyn] sees this and gets mad at me, lol.

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: ja but im an "adult" by law lol awww I miss the sumi *wanders off to give her a hug*

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: Well, my GF is 15 and Im 18. But I love her and this has nothing to do with anything but im just sauying

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: *nods* i know i know hun lol, i just like to winde Tear up

2005-07-31 [Tear]: And? if I move to where you live, I am legal, lol! Then we could have all the bunnahsex we wanted!

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: no youre not, not while im 18 :p lol

2005-07-31 [Tear]: I thought the age of consent was 16 over there, or is that England???

2005-07-31 [Nevermore.]: 16 is england, 17 northerin ireland and 18 for the republic of ireland..and scotland i think

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: its 16 here too but its still "frowned on" if the other is above the age of 18. to marry without your parents consent is 17 in england and 16 here

2005-07-31 [Tear]: So who cares if people "frown" at us?

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: well i can still get arested for it lol

2005-07-31 [Nevermore.]: ohh, to marry!!? right ><

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: im glad the legal age is within 2 years in Texas.

2005-07-31 [De'ladrei]: lol yup :p

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: "What would you do if your son was at home crying on the bedroom floor and the only way to feel him is too sleep with a man for a little bit of money" God that song is soo depressing.

2005-07-31 [iCh3wi]: Yup, so is this "Do you ever wonder why this music gets you high, feel it when your body starts to rock, this must be POP" i hate nsync

2005-08-01 [Dwemer]: Here you can marry when you want, 11. 14, 16. Just need approval from both parent

2005-08-01 [iCh3wi]: That would be weird, an11 year old marriage.

2005-08-01 [iCh3wi]: Yes it is. There was an 8 year old in Florida who had a baby last year. That would be so sad.

2005-08-01 [iCh3wi]: I know, that was so scary! Who the hell sleeps with an underage girl, let alone an 8 year old?!?! Come on, that is plain gross!!

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: hey, being underage is ok...but not 8 i suppose

2005-08-01 [De'ladrei]: lmao...no 8s a bit too young

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: hey, i was 14

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: no...underage sex, i was 14

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: well, sex leads to it :P

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: well yeah..i think so, i dunno, i cant remember

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: im a bad gal then.....

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: i didnt love him, fk no! never have never will, i hate his guts

2005-08-01 [Tear]: Alrighty then people, this is the point where we bring our conversations to another wiki and start deleting the comments from the conversation before, yes?

2005-08-01 [Nevermore.]: ok, which wiki though?

2005-08-01 [Tear]: EPIjunk I think it is blank

2005-08-01 [iCh3wi]: Ok, lets move to there. Ill delete my last comment.

2005-08-01 [Dwemer]: So what's the stats [Tear] ?

2005-08-01 [iCh3wi]: Lol, hey someone go look at this and tell me what you think. EPIjunk

2005-08-01 [Tear]: What's the stats on what, Joost?

2005-08-01 [Dwemer]: On all, I was gone for about all little day, had some well, PC problems but that's fixed now.

2005-08-01 [Tear]: On all as in? I haven't got a clue as to what you are talking about, dude. Lol, unless you mean the website, or the reviews that i am supposed to be getting from my crew, which i don't believe I have recieved yet.

2005-08-01 [Stephen]: Tralalala

2005-08-02 [Stephen]: [dumb_ass] deleted this entire wiki on page version 123. I restored it, and reported the member.

2005-08-02 [Tear]: Good boy, lol.

2005-08-02 [iCh3wi]: Urgh, I just got a chain letter called "DEATHWISH" and oooooo it pisses me off!

2005-08-02 [Stephen]: Chainmail is gainst the rules. :D Report the sender.

2005-08-02 [iCh3wi]: Oh trust me I did. I sent the entire Chain Message to the guards and I vented my anger out on the person in the report. Ooooo I was pissed!

2005-08-02 [Stephen]: >_<!! Bad. Please do not send entrie chain message.... it is very annoying. I know from experience. Please just give the letter number.

2005-08-03 [iCh3wi]: Too late, sorry. I just copied the whole thing and sent it along with the report. Sorry.

2005-08-03 [Tear]: I got the same one, but I won't report the sender, i just sent a really rude message in return.

2005-08-03 [iCh3wi]: It really made me mad, and it did offend me in a way really.

2005-08-03 [Tear]: It was just stupid. I happen to know the person who actually sent it to me, so i called her up and bitched at her for it.

2005-08-03 [iCh3wi]: Oh, well [Bradderz777] sent me mine, and on my report I was very uh how should I say................un-modest? My Texan accent kicked in the wording a bit.

2005-08-03 [Tear]: Lol, it happens, I guess. Anywho, I am with my lover. I'll be back when I am back.

2005-08-03 [iCh3wi]: Ok, have fun! ; )

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: *sniffs* Do you smell that? That's the smell of Deadline Day!

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: *crawls in the front door* sorry people i will start doing stuff now, ive been at work since 6am @_@

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: No problem, if you need any help, just ask.

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: oh believe me i will, have all the other sections been updated? anyone know?

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: Right to hell with it, if things arent working or are on time I will put it down to having a bad month, if everyone could please, if they have not already done so, update their pages and make them viewable to all, thanks, now if you will excuse me, im going to crawl into a hole and die x.x

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: I'll make the review section vieweble.

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: thank you hun

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: The review section is now vieweble.

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: Any more I need to do ?

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: Current events up and running?

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: Of course ;) lol hehe!

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: btw, I made the new banner on top, I believe it loads faster.

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: want to put it up for me, i am trying to sort the comic thing which wont load -.-

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: Of course :)

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: thaknee

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: Please try fi, does the page loads faster now ?

2005-08-03 [De'ladrei]: yup it appears to, thank you joost

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: ^_^ No problem.

2005-08-03 [iCh3wi]: Ok I need help major. In case no one knows and I am doubting any of you know, Central Texas is under major thnderstorm watch. I am going to update my pages now, but in case one of them looks shitty, Im sorry. My sister and me are trying to get everything up before the bottom drops. Also, I honestly do NOT understand what Kate meant by copying the text and sending it in. Neiter does my sister, so I will need help on that.

2005-08-04 [Tear]: Richard, don't worry about that. I am working the website now with Hedda, that is if I decide to take all that time out of my schedule to keep it up. Don't worry about sending in content now. But when you do, you will be sending me everything, so I can do the coding into the pages and send them to Hedda so that they will be put on our website. And thanks, Joost, I forgot to this morning when i cme online to do the pets.

2005-08-04 [Dwemer]: No problem [Tear] :)

2005-08-04 [De'ladrei]: Richard dont worry about that stuff just now, aslomg as we have an edition im happy. im starting work on the next one now @_@

2005-08-04 [Dwemer]: Same here :) lol

2005-08-04 [iCh3wi]: Ok, I am on for only a few.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Ok Fi, we got everything in the wuotes section updated except for Current Events and Elfpack member quotes. This storm isnt over yet so I cant change it, sorry.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: thats fine Crowe dont worry about it, do it when you can :)

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: So did a lot of sections get deleted from the EPI? Our list of sections seems to be smaller.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Hey Fi, before the next issue comes out, I am going to be hiring another Asistant for the EPI Quotes. Her name is Bethany, [Evil Schmock].

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Add her name to the new EPI -Work Expereince section just now then hon

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Anything I can do Fi ? :D

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: uhm..I might star cleaning up the applicats pages...theres so many that never got read its a complete mess. Also btw to all workers, I want you all to start using the vacany page I put up to advertise for vacancies in your section, it means you will get more direct responses and that the applicants page will not get as cluttered

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Brings a thought... Do we acually still need the wannabe's page ?

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: I prefer using the Vacanties page.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: wanabees page can be used for random applicants...but it all needs to be cleared and restarted as its filled and no one actually looks after them >.<

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Allright, so you want me to clean it up :D ?

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: yea go for it, if there are any "good" looking applicants leave them up though..or put them somewhere for me to look at later lol

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Will do ;)

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Thank you

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Done Dela, maybe I should make those pages somewhat more EPI looking ?

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Thanks Joost that'd be great

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: ^_^ Great, I'll report here when I'm done!

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: *thumbs up* cheers

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Done :D *wipes head* fully updated :D

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Thanks hun your a star

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: *^.^*

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: ;)

2005-08-05 [Evil Schmock]: sup guys! i'm bethany and was just added to the crew, although i'm still in 'training' (that's what richard calls it). it's great to be here!

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Hey Fi, this is Bethany the one I told you about. Shes going to be in charge of Anime and TV and Current Events quotes.

2005-08-05 [Tear]: What happened now while I was gone?

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: I updated some pages blah blah, nothing important.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Same, blah blah blah. SO is there a reason why Kate left or was she just bored? I was gone when the editor boss thingy changed.

2005-08-05 [Tear]: Long story.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: To long.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: All you need to know is that I am now the cheif in editor hun, its gooing to be no different from when I ran things before...apart from the fact I am gutting the EPI of all its crap and starting over with some sections

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Theres no like summary. I figured she got tired of complaitns and left.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Somehting like that yes

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Well thats good. I hated streamlining. And I like you as editor Fi! I've known you long enough to know what to do and not to do. Just keep the whip away from me ok?

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: *laughs* oh i will try, just don't give me a reason to bring it out :p

2005-08-05 [Tear]: What if I have a special request for it?

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Lol, don't worry, I will try not to.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Special requests are different :p

2005-08-05 [Tear]: Ooo la la! Aack, Job interview day. I gotta shower and go.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Okay. So how is the off EP page going ?

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Good luck A.J. and remember not to take the laptop in with you :p

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Ya, you might want to bathe. I need to take my annual 10 year bath today, I'm, gonna see Ariel. Hmmmm............I wanna bagel.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: eww :p i go for a bath every night, i cant stand feeling dirty

2005-08-05 [Tear]: Bad question, Joost, I would much rather not even hear about the off-ep page right now. And i can't haul my computer with me, because yeah, it might look professional, but it wouldn't be proper. And I don't know if I can geta connection at the office I am going to.

2005-08-05 [Tear]: Anywho, I am gone until later.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Bad question ? 0_o My questions are never bad, just less 'good' ;)

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: So not to well.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Lol, I was just joking Fi, lol. I take like 3 showers a day, I hate feeling grimey, Urgh!

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: Give the offsite website time, there is no real hurry, i want this one to be working as well as possible before then anyway. lol i know you were richard :P

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Okay dear ;)

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: So did we loose a lot of sections? It seems like we did.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: only a few, not as many as people think

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: 1 or 2 I guess 0_o

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: It must be since the streamlining is gone. Ah well, as long as my sections still here, I'm good.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: lol ! 

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: I really hated that, I might as well say it now. I hated the streamlining. It didn't show much light on my section.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Justice for All ;)

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: my sections got taken off or missed out in the streamlining, and i couldnt find half of things all the time

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Lol, I noticed something. Most sections after the EP Independent, there is a -. On the Current Events, there isnt, lol. God I am bored, lol.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Yar, it really pissed me off when it said............geek corner or somewthing like that.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: I totaly bombed that idea ;)

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: it was an attempt to make the e-zine more simple, by complicating it

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: lol. i wasnt meaning it needed corrected or anything on that current events thing, but ok,. lol

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: ^_-

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Yay! I gets my Black Kat, they are so lucky!!

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Erm 0_o no.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: I think they are lucky.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: You know what brings me luck ?

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Umm.........hoping Bush dies?

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Nope, a little card saying 'Visa' with my dad's name on it ;)

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: lmfao

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: LMAO!

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: ^_- lol

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Hey Joost if your bored I have something you could do for meh. I was wondering if you could make another GIF banner for my new A. Editor Korosu?

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: For a new class ??

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Umm......I meant for the EPI

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: OHHH lol! :P Not those I made in the past, my banner gif program is gone, this is a new pc.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: Ah, oh well, though luck for her then, lolol.

2005-08-05 [Dwemer]: Sorry.

2005-08-05 [iCh3wi]: It cool, lol.

2005-08-05 [Tear]: I'm back for now, peoples.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: yayness

2005-08-05 [Tear]: Lol, nice to see you too, Dela.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: hehe im about to hop off to my bed, i got work in the morning >.< howd the thingy go? job thing, have you been yet?

2005-08-05 [Tear]: Yeah, they scheduled a second interview for me on Tuesday as a follow up of todays. i might end up working at either Bath and Body works or at Specs Music, which would be awesome at either.

2005-08-05 [De'ladrei]: yayness *hugs*

2005-08-06 [Evil Schmock]: aw, i don't get a banner! ;_; ah, it's all good!

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